NO effing SOLICITING

We put this sign on our front door:

SOLICITING MEANS:

1.  To solicit orders or trade, as for a business:

IF YOU ARE RINGING OUR DOORBELL, KNOCKING ON THE DOOR, OR DO NOT KNOW US PLEASE NOTE:

1.    We have found Jesus.

2.    OUR home/lot is not for sale; if you must ask us about it - you can’t afford our asking price.

3.    We do not need new information on politicians, electric, water, gas, cable, or any other services (i.e. housekeeping, landscaping or handyman).

4.    We will not purchase the following from you- windows, siding, doors, cable plans, cell phones, insurance, or healthcare.

“NO SOLICITING” MEANS DO NOT KNOCK, OR RING THE DOORBELL; UNLESS YOU ARE NEIGHBORS, FAMILY (that we speak to), OR FRIENDS OF OURS.

Thank you for being considerate.

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At worst we have had upwards of 20+ door knocks, doorbell rings and other intrusions during the day.

With the boy's work schedule this regular intrusion DOES NOT WORK FOR US. 

I am hoping that this will  be effective this time around. Even the cute one agrees that it was effective with reducing the # of doorbell rings during the day.

SO if you want to stop by be sure to message/text/call and we will be happy to see you.